Friendly Storage Unit is a container that forgot how to stay still. It has eyes, braces, blue feet, and the nervous optimism of a thing built to hold something, then asked to become someone.

Grab Your Friends and Make Small Groups The group forms without you. The orange kid glows anyway, bright and doomed under the classroom rule.

Everything Is A Lesson turns a self-help phrase into a disciplinary surface. Repetition makes the sentence wobble between wisdom, punishment, and the exhausted need to make meaning from everything.

BILL MASTRE
41ST GRADE

Mixed media works from domestic debris, toy logic, anxious repetition, and objects that seem to know too much.

Safety Food turns a cafeteria tray and comfort food into protection, threat, and small domestic panic.

I Was Still Graded is about the way school keeps score even when the body has already explained itself. The decks read like fragments from gym class, the nurse’s office, and the long hallway where trying still somehow counts against you.

Burger Deity treats Burger King language like a spiritual system. The board offers letters, numbers, a planchette, and the promise of choice, but the deity still owns the menu.

Mouth Full of Receipts is a work about consumption, proof, and the exhausting little theater of being believed. The receipts are not just records. They are things the body has to carry.

Rows of jars become an archive of corrected language and contained experience. Edited For holds the feeling of a record being preserved only after it has been made safer for someone else to read.

Oh³ No³ Mr³ Bill³ !!! feels like recess after the joke turns on you. The toy wants to spin, the bodies want to perform, and the hand on top keeps pressing the lesson back into place.